I found these in a couple places on the internet...
If you are a man, then you must abide by these rules:
Man Law 1: You must be in visible range of the car to call "Shotgun"
Man Law 2: When we are at my house: I am Player 1 you are Player 2
Man Law 3: Pink is to be the color of your steak, not your shirt
Man Law 4: A man shall not wear make-up
Man Law 5: The driver picks what is or isn't played on the radio
Man Law 6: No man shall consume a salad and consider it a whole meal
Man Law 7: There is no such thing as too many tools
Man Law 8: Socks shall never be worn with sandals
Man Law 9: Bros before hoes
Man Law 10: No man will ever willingly let his friend date a psycho girl
Man Law 11: Always deny it, even when caught red handed
Man Law 12: At the first sight of a woman: A man shall call which one he wants, if a tie occurs it shall be solved by a game of ROCK! PAPER! SCISSORS!
Man Law 13: All men shall be able to bench their own body weight
Man Law 14: No man shall pass gas in another mans home or vehicle, but if caught refer to Man Law 11
Man Law 15: Only men can make Man Laws
Man Law 16: Man Laws are not to be considered sexist or discriminatory by anyone
Man Law 17: There is no crying in baseball
Man Law 18: There is no crying in football
Man Law 19: There is no crying in basketball
Man Law 20: Never ever tell your wife if her sister is hotter than her
Man Law 21: The man of the house shall always control the remote
Man Law 22: Never repeat yourself to a woman
Man Law 23: Micheal Jordan is and will always be the bomb..
Man Law 24: Almost does not count: "I almost beat you"
Man Law 25: The metro sexual guy that hangs out with your girlfriend and doesn't approve of you should have an accident... And by accident i mean your fist might accidentally hit his face when walking down the hall... :)
Man Law 26: No man shall ever mess with another mans car...PERIOD...
Man Law 27: All men are required to teach their son A: Football B: Basketball C: Baseball... All other so called "SPORTS" must be brought up with fellow men to get their approval
Man Law 28: A man must have at least one stair between another man and himself on an escalator
Man Law 29: A man shall not take longer than 15 minutes to get ready
Man Law 30: No man shall be able to go to McDonalds, order the Big Mac meal and Supersize it, then get a DIET COKE
Man Law 31: No man shall tattle-tale if a fight is about to happen
Man Law 32: If you leave an item at a mans house for more than two weeks, it is no longer yours
Man Law 33: A man shall never wear more jewelry than a woman
Man Law 34: No man shall ever hold a womans purse
Man Law 35: A man shall never talk during a movie, if it happens his friends have the right to ask him to leave
Man Law 36: A man shall teach himself to drive a stick shift
Man Law 37: A man hug shall never last longer than 3 seconds
